One day there was a man named Bill Gates. Bill was like all rich people and wanted more potatoes. Then one day he went to look for some. After working for One-hundred and twenty-six years he made 35 dollars.

 

     Bill thought, "Let's go travel the world!" - so he took his money and bought an extravagant world tour from Costco.

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     Before leaving he saw mayonnaise and decided to buy it for the trip because it was very nutritious. He walked to the house and made preparations. And then his journey began… Bill first traveled to Africa, but he couldn't find any. He looked and looked and looked but there were no potatoes. What are those? He thought. He took them to a villager and asked, "What are these potato things," the villager replied with, "Huaah," what was, "I' have to work." So Bill traveled to South America and Antarctica riding a shark. Bill liked Jaws, the same shark in fairy tale number nine, so he gave him just a little mayonnaise. Bill looked and looked and looked again but he had no luck with penguins or monkeys. He decided to travel to nearby Europe. When Bill got there, he thought, "Potatoes are in heaven," then he recalled, "I've worked a hundred and twenty-seven years, so I can fly." Bills magic powers for potatoes gave him that. Bill searched the sky but Europe was the same. He thought, "You are not stupid potatoes, they are all in China," because he had not looked there. When Bill got there to see if there were some potatoes, Some scary people, told him to go home. Bill was sad and shouted, "I've looked everywhere," and was desperate so he decided to dig a hole to China. It started and for years it continued. He was digging when it started to fall. He woke up to mashed potatoes next to his mayonnaise. "I'm in heaven," he thought before looking at the mayonnaise. He looked at the earth and saw infinite potatoes. He looked over, "I am at the center of the world!" Bill Bill bagged potatoes for years, not knowing they were disappearing!